Yo Mama FFXIV

[Akusushi]

Yo mama so fat, her food buffs last 30 seconds.
Yo mama so fat, Gluttonous Gertrude saw her and ragequit.
Yo mama so ugly, she has an NM icon on minimaps.
Yo mama so fat, Goobbue mounts are ending because they heard she was rejoining FFXIV on the 14th.

[AsterBarnivere]

Yo mama so fat, her food buffs last 30 seconds.
Yo mama so fat, Gluttonous Gertrude saw her and ragequit.
Yo mama so ugly, she has an NM icon on minimaps.
Yo mama so fat, Goobbue mounts are ending because they heard she was rejoining FFXIV on the 14th.

LOL!! /win

[Akusushi]

Yo mama so fat, she'll get launched into orbit after Dalamud falls to restore the stability of the planet's tides.
Yo mama so heroic.
We will never forget yo mama.

[Ichimaru]

Yo mamma so gross, you can farm HQ Button Mushrooms from between her toes with 100% success rate.

[Ryujin_Ketu]

Yo momma so fat and stupid, she though Double Meld was a cheeseburger.

Yo momma so fat she can materia her rolls.

Yo momma do fat, Coincounter's 100 ton swing was named after her.

Yo momma so fat her /laugh sounds like Jabba the Hut.

[HiirNoivl]

Yo mama so fat, someone said "Roll for gear?" and she said "yes."

[Sinclaire]

Yo Mama, so fat, that she named her Chocobo, Twinkie.

[EyCee]

Yo momma so fat, Garleans had to use airships just to get past her.
Yo momma so fat, I couldn't summon my retainer in the Gridania mender's wards because the designated area is full.

[Doho]

your momma so fat, you can convert her dated tarred voyager belt into a stack of materia
your momma so fat, her character select screen is just "Now Loading..."
your momma so fat she used the /sit command and had to call a GM to get up

[Goufunaki]

Yo momma's so mean, when she was running through the black shroud and got smacked by a trent, she smacked it right back! o_O