Yo Mama FFXIV

[Powercow]

Yo momma so fat, she got all her seals because she really thought it was "Omelette defense."

Yo momma so fat, she uses Durandal for her culinary knife.

Yo momma so fat and ugly, Myrmidon Princess is her hair lice.

Yo momma so fat and ugly, Botanists keep trying to harvest around her arm pits.

Yo momma so fat, Kobolds worship her as the Primal of earth.

[Jinrya-Geki]

Hhahahahaha my sides they burn

[Denmo]

Yo momma so fat, she's Louisoix's last resort should Dalamud fall.

Yo momma so fat, you summon her with a horn you got from some bard at level 30.

Yo momma so fat, when patch 1.16 came around SE didn't change a damn thing about her.

[Allcars]

Yo momma is so fat, I had to /firedance to make her go away.
Yo momma eats so much and is so fat, The culinary guild had to start having leve quests just to feed her.

[neorei]

Yo momma so fat, she's Louisoix's last resort should Dalamud fall.

Yo momma so fat, you summon her with a horn you got from some bard at level 30.

Yo momma so fat, when patch 1.16 came around SE didn't change a damn thing about her.

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[Xodus84]

Your mommas so fat, the server lags whenever she takes a step.

[Colino]

Your momma's so fat she powers up Van Darnus's Megaflare, if you know what I mean.

[pilot]

Yo mama is so fat she requires larger scale facilities.

[Zenaku]

Yo mama so fat she is Eorzea

[Deceptistar]

LOLOL omg this thread should not be read at work xD