Yo Mama FFXIV

[Dhalmel]

yo mama so fat she congested the server
yo mama so fat she became the server

[AmyNeudaiz]

yo mama so fat she only plays solo, 'cause she fills all 8 party slots.

[Volsung]

Yo mamma so fat, Giant Donko's career is in jeopardy.

[Destin]

yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch with the city states

[AmyNeudaiz]

Yo mama so fat SE renamed Giant's Drink to Yo Mama's Drink.
Yo mama so fat she makes the wards crash when she goes in to buy food.
Yo mama so fat her synth recipes take twice the mats.
Yo mama so fat she got stuck going into the inn so SE had to change the inn location.

[Neku]

Yo mommas so fat she sat on Garuda and made 4 wind elementals.

[KylePearlsand]

Yo mammas so ugly, that she gives dodos a run for their money.

[Ichimaru]

Yo mammas so fat, shes always under "Brink of death."


too much? :x

[neorei]

Yo momma so fat, the Localization team had to rename Gigantoad to Toad.

(Sorry, that's all I got. Carry on, sirs)

<3 i love this.

[Kinseykinz]

Yo Mamma's so ugly a Kobold confused her as one of their own.

Yo Mamma's so fat she kills Ifrit with 'cracks'...

Yo Mamma's so fat, Parties hide behind her instead of Garuda's pillars.

Yo Mamma's so big Lala's run in terror when they see her for fear she will eat them.