Yo Mama FFXIV

[Shiki_Lockhart]

Yo momma so fat, that SE had to remake the game into 2.0 because of the limitations she was causing.

[JouriStarz]

Your momma's so fat they are redesigning the maps to accommodate for her.
Your momma's so fat she was the cause of all the lag issues this game has had since the beginning.

[Talus]

Yo momma so dumb she ate a Crowned Cake and her Intelligence rose to 2.

[Goufunaki]

Yo momma so ugly, you didn't realize she was standing behind you when your levequest enemy started to flee.

[Raikki]

Your mother is quite an attractive lady and a pleasure to talk to.

[Doho]

Your mother is quite an attractive lady and a pleasure to talk to.

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[seshen]

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked caravan.

Yo momma so nasty she sent me a /tell and i got an eye infection.

[Wycor]

Yo momma so fat, that the last time she got stomach ache, the miasma on mor dhona was created.
Yo momma so fat, that when she joined first alpha test, noone could log on.
Yo momma so fat, that SE decided to not release swinsuits again.
Yo momma so fat, that she got the achivement of all camps without moving of Ul'dah.
Yo momma so fat, that "now loading" screen nevers finish.
Yo momma so fat, that the seamless world was created only for her.
Yo momma so fat, that the whole RMT community only supplies her.
Yo momma so fat, that she nevers goes out of poison pools on Aurum valley.
Yo momma so fat, that Chimera had to hide on Cutters Cry because she though it was a llittle puppie.
Yo momma so fat, that SE decide to drop the idea of double craft-man cakes due to high cost.

[Zyph]

Yo mama so fat, her Jump is an instant kill.

[KoujiGeki]

yo mama so fat, shes the reason Neomarl hates the coliseum gear.