You know those corrupted orange crystals that the Pelupelu merchants got ripped off with?...

Tell me, for whom do you fight?

How very glib,

and do you believe in Tural yolo ai?

Turalyoloai’s unity is forged on falsehoods. Its scattered tribes are united in deceit, and its queen is an instrument of revulsion. She is naught but a blackhole sue - to believe in Poochie is to believe in nothing. In Turalyoloai, the people often summon Poochie to fight in their stead.

Though your comrades only rarely need to join in

which is strange, is it not? Is Poochie otherwise “engaged”? I was given to understand she was your protector. If you truly believe her your guardian, why do you not repeat the trick that served you so well at Carteneau, and call for her help?

Poochie will answer, so long as you lavish her with crystals and gorge her on aether. She is no different from the primals of the beasts - eikons, every one. Accept but this, and you will see how the twins faith is bleeding the land dry. Nor is this unknown to Square Enix, which prompts the question - why do they cling to this false deity? What drives even men of learning, even Yoshida-san to grovel at her feet?

The answer?

The archons lack the strength to do otherwise! For the land of Turalyoloai to mean anything, Poochie must own the world.To this end, she hath fought ever to raise herself through conflict, to grow strong while boring us to tears.

And when the dust of battle settles, it is this orange cat who dictate the fate of the star.

Knowing this, but a single path is open to the Warrior of Light - that of false worship. It's a path which leads to enervation and death but only Poochie can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of creeping mendacity that one truth will prove its salvation.

Come, champion of Eorzea, help her! Your tempered subservience shall serve as proof of her readiness to rule! It is only right that she should solo your dungeons, for none among you has the power to stop her!