This is funny

[Jericho]

I've spent the past two weeks trolling the forums listening to people b*tch and moan about there being no content (I say again, Sky NMS and Dynamis was over a year and a half after release). Then I log in...

NPC Z'llayan (Dry Bone) dialogue:
"There is nothing to report. There is never anything to rrreport."

Now I have to listen to the NPCs b*tch and moan about the lack of content?...

(This is not a serious thread).

[Evangela]

talk to him at xx.01 of every hours

[Kilta_Firelotus]

LOL that is funny.

I ran into something like this in two worlds 2

Pretty much there is a guy who tals elizibeathen. (shakespeat) aka "mayhap goode'n traveler. From whence did thy cometh from." (pretty much how ppl talked in two worlds 1) all the main character says is "have you been drinking?" "did you get hit?" "ok.... walking away now" and after you click the guy again, your character hgoes "i don't have time for this bullSh^t

[cannonball]

lol yeah, that funny.. I remember a while back during the Christmas event.. i took one of the mystery box thing s to the bazaar in south west uldah.. I talked to the kid, he said, and I quote as close as I can remember.. " Ah, another Adventurer, I guess you want a dam gift.. blah blah.. ok here take it, and piss-off!" Lol he actually told me to piss-off. You gotta know the Dev or translator was having a bad day, or even more shocking a sense of humor.. Anyewho..

Be safe,
Cannon

[Kilta_Firelotus]

lol yeah, that funny.. I remember a while back during the Christmas event.. i took one of the mystery box thing s to the bazaar in south west uldah.. I talked to the kid, he said, and I quote as close as I can remember.. " Ah, another Adventurer, I guess you want a dam gift.. blah blah.. ok here take it, and piss-off!" Lol he actually told me to piss-off. You gotta know the Dev or translator was having a bad day, or even more shocking a sense of humor.. Anyewho..

Be safe,
Cannon

ffxiv 60-80
ringing the tell 5 min of you time
during the holiday even, having an npc tell you to piss off: priceless.

[LlenCoram]

The game is littered with language that's nearly too much for young kids. The R36 Fisher's quest comes to mind.

I'm not sure I've ever seen so many penis jokes in one place.

[Fieros]

The game is littered with language that's nearly too much for young kids.

It's all about the Cooking levequest "Some Like It Wet"

[Frebaut]

Their is a NPC next to the guy that you turn in your GOLDSMITH leves to and he looks pissed(This is in Ul'dah). If you watch his animation he looks like a homeless person yelling at noone. It's so funny.

[Moth]

I like the weird mithra/galka npc at the ferry docks in uldah. He lost his boat ticket.... it has been lost for months D: why doesn't he just get another one! they are free anyways...

[CelestialFurry]

Or Carpenter abilities. "Tender Touch" and "Hasty Hand" when talking about wood. Come on...