Please sign.
"The way your dad looked at it, this materia was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this materia up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the materia. I hid this uncomfortable piece of materia up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the materia to you."
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