Now I know you've all wondered what the next ranged job might be, if we get one. People have mentioned a few different ideas, like a dual tmg/pistol wielding job, or corsair which does melee and pew pew. Great ideas, no doubt, but hear me out.

What if we had a job that used a big cannon, of sorts. Bigger than the hand cannons of a mch, slower, and heavy hitting. The weapon could be a potato launcher, and we use lalafell as ammo for the potato launcher, or we use a glamour on our party members to make them into a potato, then, depending on the role of the potato we launch at our foes, our attacks would trigger certain additional effects, making potato launcher job great with utility. If we launch a shield healer potato, the party gets a shield equivalent to a heal with a potency of 225. If we launch a pure healer potato, we get party wide regen. If we launch a melee we get p.atk and skill speed boost. When we launch mage tater we get matk boost and mp regen, If we launch a potanko, we get dmg reduction %.

Jokes aside, with the removal of lalafell and potatoes from this suggestion, change the theme to suit whatever expansion it gets worked into, sounds like a pretty fun way to play ranged and make it so one feels useful outside of pushing their usual buttons.