This has to be troll bate. u literally just stand at the middle, which u should already be doing and take one step, and it snap shots very late gives tons of times compared to savage/ex where the second swipe is almost instant. You even said, you don't even try and then complain. It doesn't work that way if your putting in 0 effort you can't complain. For the knock up The entire thing is telegraphed, it shows u were your going to land, and tells you if it's going to be safe or not. With the very visible line and color of tiles. Just watch other people get hit, nothing else u have to dodge is going on during that time. Also the tiles are broken or not broken already so u can easily preposition, It also always targets support or dps, never a mixture, which is one of the most common ways this game resolves mechanics. We have had similar mechanics in other fights, and is one of the oldest mechanics that dates back to video games dating as far back as snes. I've played every zelda game b4 the 2 switch ones and everyone has this type of puzzle in it, pokemon uses this puzzle type all the time aswell. Even without playing an older game, u learn in the previous mech where she is destroying the floor that 2 hits on a floor destroy it. Some a-hats might expect you get it the first try and if you don't that's ok. But saying a mechanic that tells you how to do it so clearly, and one of the most telegraphed mechs I have seen in the entire game, is a weird take.