Yoshi-P: “you said you wanted unique class identities, we brought them!
White Mage: the perpetually weak one
Scholar: the ones that’s broken but really sucks to play
Astrologian: the one we keep forgetting is a support and making it White Mage but Stronger (TM)
Sage: The cool-guy dps healer that’s overshadowed by Scholar but is (somewhat) more barely to actually play

This is what you guys wanted, right? Look at those totally unique never before seen new dps abilities they all got!!!”

Source: my dad is SE