There is no supremacy in lacking joints and waddling like a toddler.
They are not a race, they are a pest, and pests are meant to be squashed.
Hates Lalas.
The Weeaboo Police Department stands with you citizen. Long has my supervisor, the Captain of the Weeaboo Police Department, kept the forces of the Lalafell Menace at bay. By the blood of our troopers are Eorzean lands kept safe! The Lalafell Empire claims their forces number in the millions. I hope, for Limsa Lominsa's sake, they exaggerate. But there's no question, we face the most massive Lalafell army ever assembled.
Your arrogance blinds you, Lalafell.
It's been our experience that the Lalafell Menace are only focused on pleasing those who fund their campaigns... and they are more than willing to forget the niceties of democracy to get those funds.
Remember the lessons of the past.
They're doing their part. Are you?
Visit the Weeaboo Police Headquarters at World: Famfrit - Empyreum Housing District, Ward 6, Plot 51
Remember the Titanmen
I agree! We are horrible.
I'm racist and I have to agree to OP. LMAO!
Patented L take. Lalafell have some of the most interesting lore in the game, certainly from a magically inclined perspective.
The issue is not Lalafell. It's the job. Thematically and visually it does not fit the world. It's like they came up with it during a night of binge drinking and instead of realizing what a terrible idea it was, they put it in the game.
I mean....Pictomancer is a Final Fantasy job more than Viper is.
It has its origin in FF VI as the Class of Relm Arrowny.
And with diverse Fairies also having a place in FF14 i dont see why it cant be a job.
Color and Paint Magic is not unheard of in fantasy in general.
If a Lalafell bites your ankles, you will turn into one of them
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