"False Classic Spectacles" still Untradeable and Market Prohibited, and not able to be traded for the corresponding facewear item. Hopefully there is a resolution on these old Fashion Accessories at some point, it surely can't have been the intended design to have them rot in players' inventories.

Even just allowing a 1-for-1 exchange at the Calamity Salvager akin to the Speed Belt Exchange or countless similar items that are "bought" with another item would be a perfectly adequate resolution.