"My god, would you just look at that beautiful, smooth and shining hunk of highly intelligent meat attached to that ridiculously handsome highlander?! It is such a magnificent sight, i bet they named that one knoll in Limsa just after him! Har-har-har!"
(Just so you know, despite of his pompous and arrogant attitude he became a contributing and humble member of the society later on, but he still doesn't treat kindly the slow and stupid ones, who doesn't know their limits. Yes, you tortoise-legged DD's, he's looking at you!)