#FFXIVGATHERERSTRIKE

[Johners]

It has come to my attention that the healer, the tanks, the DPS and even the crafters are all organising strikes over the state of their gameplay. Little do they know, little do they respect the true backbone of Final Fantasy XIV, the gathering community.

Your crafted gear rely on our gathered resources. Your consumables rely on our gathered resources. Even your housing items rely on us. No more will we be taken advantage of. No more will we be disregarded. You will bow down to us and you will respect us.

(This is satire by the way. Have a great weekend everyone and enjoy Dawntrail early access wherever you'll be playing it from.)

[george357]

speak for your self you don't pay my sub and i do not support this strike

[WeakestZenosEnjoyer]

Thanks for the miner instant queues! Might level up Botanist too just to own these silly gatherers.

[TBerry]

Jokes on you I already do crafters and gatherers.

Checkmate gatherer!

[Arkdra]

Hell yeah give me en avant on all gatherers or the market boards shall be fallow of materials.

[NegativeS]

Huh? You guys say something?

[DynnDiablos]

Please, strike. The first thing I am doing is getting my gatherers to 100 and I will happily profit off of your idiocy.

[TBerry]

Please, strike. The first thing I am doing is getting my gatherers to 100 and I will happily profit off of your idiocy.

You do realize that this wasn't meant to be taken seriously, right?

[TheMightyMollusk]

If you want this to be taken seriously, you need to get all the gathering bots to pitch in too. Have them all line up outside Ul'dah and chant protests.

[TBerry]

If you want this to be taken seriously, you need to get all the gathering bots to pitch in too. Have them all line up outside Ul'dah and chant protests.

NGL that would be funny.