#FFXIVHEALERSTRIKE

[Ramiee]

Trials, yes. Dungeons are still a snoozefest.

Expert dungeons are a little better.
But I expect after the raids come out and crafted/normal raid gear comes out the slightly interesting healing will become typical dungeon healing (the tank does the healing for you.)

[HealerGuy]

Do you hate the petty healers on healing strike?
Do you think the healers that come in only to raise and never heal are lame lame-O's?
Are you a DPS who waits 30 minutes to queue up only to have a healer screw you over and think that's pretty weak?
Do you need a healer for quick queues?
400K per run and I'll come heal for you!!

Why pick me? Because I'll play the game like an adult and do my job (healing)!!

[Ramiee]

Do you hate the petty healers on healing strike?
Do you think the healers that come in only to raise and never heal are lame lame-O's?
Are you a DPS who waits 30 minutes to queue up only to have a healer screw you over and think that's pretty weak?
Do you need a healer for quick queues?
400K per run and I'll come heal for you!!

Why pick me? Because I'll play the game like an adult and do my job (healing)!!

You ought to increase the price this early on with a double DPS expansion. You can get away with it right now.

[HealerGuy]

You ought to increase the price this early on with a double DPS expansion. You can get away with it right now.

You sir or ma'am or whatever the nuetral version of those is, are an absolute legend and I appreciate you.

[gllt]

If I didn't care about doing roulettes I'd just heal as BLU so I can play one of the only fun jobs left in the game. No need to pay me, no need for AIN bonus.

[Punslinger]

Do you hate the petty healers on healing strike?
Do you think the healers that come in only to raise and never heal are lame lame-O's?
Are you a DPS who waits 30 minutes to queue up only to have a healer screw you over and think that's pretty weak?
Do you need a healer for quick queues?
400K per run and I'll come heal for you!!

Why pick me? Because I'll play the game like an adult and do my job (healing)!!

If you think our complaints are so petty, then why charge people to heal for them? I mean, if you have to be bribed to do your job, then clearly, it must be something you can't enjoy very much.

(snip)

This is the part where we're supposed to pretend that healing parties blind-running the first dungeon of a new expansion in min-ilvl gear is representative of the state of healing as a whole in the entire game.

Instead of, y'know, pointing out that the exact same thing happened in EW and ShB, before healing went right back to 211111111 spam the instant people were geared up.

Why would anyone give healer a try when it is so braindead that a chimpanzee that is blindfolded could do it.

I think even the chimps would feel their intelligence to be insulted by the role.

You'd think that would have send a message a long time ago. While it doesn't tell SE what is wrong with the role (they can look at the healer subforum for that), it does clearly show something is wrong. For years.

But maybe SE just twisted that message into something completely backwards. Like: players must really hate playing healers, we better make sure healers have to heal as little as possible.

I can absolutely believe this. Yoshida saw the healer numbers going down, checked the JP forums, saw no complaints about the role, ignored the NA/EU forums entirely, and concluded that healing must still be too complicated, and it needed to be dumbed down more. Because he doesn't actually play healer (he mains BLM), and because he kicks good healers from the internal testing team, he has no idea how braindead boring the role is.

[HealerGuy]

If you think our complaints are so petty, then why charge people to heal for them? I mean, if you have to be bribed to do your job, then clearly, it must be something you can't enjoy very much.

Because I can? It's gunna pay for my Air Wheeler. Thank you for your pettiness!!
I truly enjoy healing. It's so much fun keeping people alive and getting comm'd on by everyone.

[Isala]

Because I can? It's gunna pay for my Air Wheeler. Thank you for your pettiness!!
I truly enjoy healing. It's so much fun keeping people alive and getting comm'd on by everyone.

Now we know you're lying. Nobody comms their healers.

[HealerGuy]

Now we know you're lying. Nobody comms their healers.

Sorry, what? I get blasted with comms as a healer more than as a tank or DPS.

[Myrany]

Now we know you're lying. Nobody comms their healers.

I have twice today after the healer saved 2 nightmare dungeon runs. Gotta love tanks who don't understand their job at all.