How am I you ask? Everyday... I wake up... ( cause that's what people do... anyways! ) I gets up out of my bed... Make coffee cause I am totally addicted ( big obviously )

And then I walk up to the end of my Hall... and shed a singular DPS tear above my Bonsai Tree that sits peacefully beneath my Hissatsu: Kaiten poster... Listen D: its true story!! you gotta believe me DX !!

I grabs the Bonsai tree, lifting it up in the air and then I shake it ever so passive aggressively in my hands as I shout " Where's my Hissatsu: Kaiten you lil stump !! " mhm ( as is tradition )

Suddenly... The tiny Tree spoke! Gasp what gives? and it said " You know very well I can't talk this is your inner monologue cope mechanism going haywire right? you tree hugger! " I was like woah what the hail!! ( with like a Steven He voice )

*the end