I don't frequent Novice Network but I speak to a lot of sprouts. Here are my common ones.

How do I dye gear?, How do I hold agro?, What is Party Finder?, What is Unsync?, Will Unsync count for my quest?, What do I do as healer if nobody needs healing?, Where do I buy stuff?, Why does Extreme/Binding Coil/Savage que not pop?, How do I use a mount?