Recruiting for the last mission!

[Tiger_Shins]

Get ready, everyone!

Obviously, for the last mission before 2.0, we will ride on a spaceship to Dalamud, and try to blow it up.

I am getting an early start in assembling my team of specialists. The positions & requirements are as follows:

1: Captain: I'm captain.
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2: Pilot: Must have min. 4 years experience piloting spaceships to incoming celestial bodies. Meteor dodging a plus! Must be willing to die in a tragic piloting accident while muttering "I am a leaf in the wind..." Qiqirns welcome!
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3: Explosive specialist: Must be a Goblin. Desired minimum of 5 years experience throwing Gobbie bombs at adventurers in Valkurm & Kazham areas. Space experience a plus! Must be willing to die by accidentally throwing the bomb at him/herself.
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4: Medic: Alchemist with 10+ years Throw Potion experience desired. NO WHM PLEASE.
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5: Tank: Must have experience tanking giant celestial bodies. Primals or academic projects do not count. Must be willing to be left behind on Dalamud
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6: DD1: Please apply only if you can outrun & suplex a fast moving train.
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7: BLM/Co-pilot: Spaceship co-piloting knowledge required. Min. MP 5000, Min. Int 500.
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8: Co-BLM/Coco-pilot: Spaceship coco-piloting knowledge required. Min. MP 8000, Min. Int 600. Must have nin sub. Able to function well under pressure. Must be willing to protect the Captain during mutiny.
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Please apply below. Thanks!

[ToxicFox]

I would like to apply to the captain spot. I think your a bad choice.

[TaalAzura]

What the hell is this.