Quote Originally Posted by caffe_macchiato View Post
People have forgotten which game we're talking about and it's baffling. This is Final Fantasy XIV. You know, the game where you get random tells to shag just because you're a lalafell.
If I had a nickel for every time this has happened, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it is weird it happened twice.

To the rest of your post, it reminds me of the Final Days: The fabric of Final Fantasy XIV began to fray, and the unchecked energies of creation begat malformed beasts. All one would have to do is scroll through other websites and they will find these creatures and their interests.