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  1. 07-18-2012 12:14 AM #1
    Emulord
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuinn View Post
    I can open a Lalafell dating service, if you think that'd help. . . .

    "Can't find a mate cause you're feeling unattractive, undesirable and your walk doesn't feel as waddly as before? Sign up with us, and we'll find you that perfect tiny bombshell or half-sized hunk you've been longing for!"
    And whether it happened to fail, I already have opened my law firm (see my profile for further info):

    "Turn your depressing marriage into a profitable one! Emulord helps you take advantage of your husband's/wife's financial situation, so that you will not ever regret again the time you have spent, hindered by wedlock. Consider this 3-step solution to get rid of your union as a long-term investment. ♫ For further information, please call Emulord at anytime: 555-DIVORCE. ♪"

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  2. 07-18-2012 12:41 AM #2
    Eekiki
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emulord View Post
    And whether it happened to fail, I already have opened my law firm (see my profile for further info):

    "Turn your depressing marriage into a profitable one! Emulord helps you take advantage of your husband's/wife's financial situation, so that you will not ever regret again the time you have spent, hindered by wedlock. Consider this 3-step solution to get rid of your union as a long-term investment. ♫ For further information, please call Emulord at anytime: 555-DIVORCE. ♪"

    We now return the the Hildebrand Show! Today on Hildebrand these former couples are here to get paternity tests! WHO IS THE FATHER?
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  3. 07-18-2012 02:36 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eekiki View Post
    We now return the the Hildebrand Show! Today on Hildebrand these former couples are here to get paternity tests! WHO IS THE FATHER?
    ROFL the title of the show "Who's your daddy"
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    I have a secret to tell. From my electrical well. It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells. So the room must listen to me Filibuster vigilantly. My name is blue canary one note* spelled l-i-t-e. My story's infinite Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn't rest- TMBG Birdhouse in your Soul
    A huge THANK YOU!!!! For FINALLY selling the Meteor Survivor Polo on the store. AND a huge thanks to my friend who bought it for me while he was at Fan Fest!!! YES I finally have my POLO!!!
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  4. 07-18-2012 06:34 AM #4
    Emulord
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eekiki View Post
    We now return the the Hildebrand Show! Today on Hildebrand these former couples are here to get paternity tests! WHO IS THE FATHER?
    Ahah wonderful, just wonderful! 8-)
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