The item descriptions for HQ items in FFXI had been a source of amusement.
It would be nice to have it back.

E.g.
Stone Cheese - A hard cheese made from Giant Sheep's Milk.
Rock Cheese - This cheese is even harder than Stone Cheese.

Cheese Sandwich +1 - No doubt some divine power has had a hand in forming this flawless cheese sandwich. Words do it no justice.