A few reasons why Danny DeVito should drop in Final Fantasy 14 as a guest voice actor (maybe even in Hildebrand which isn't usually voiced but has had characters like Gilgamesh with voice lines or if not then an April Fool's quest):
Unique Voice: Danny DeVito's one-of-a-kind voice would bring a super memorable character to the game. You'd instantly know it's him, and it'd add a fun, unique vibe to the quest.
Comedic Genius: Danny DeVito is known for his comedic talent, and the Hildibrand quests are known for their humor and absurdity. His presence could enhance the comedic elements of these quests, creating even more laughter and enjoyment.
Memorable Character: Danny DeVito’s unique voice and acting style would create a truly memorable character (Lalafell?) within FFXIV.
Broad Appeal: The Hildibrand quests are already beloved among the players, and adding a prominent guest star like Danny DeVito could boost their popularity. This would encourage more players to engage with this unique questline, even attract new players who want to experience it.
Crossover Potential: The inclusion of a well-known actor like Danny DeVito in the Hildibrand quests could lead to exciting crossovers and collaborations, potentially introducing more famous personalities to the game in the future.
Incorporating Danny DeVito into the Hildibrand quests would prove to be an unforgettable experience for both new and existing players. It would also be the best Lalafell in the game without question.
For the reasons listed above I humbly submit to you that we should invite Danny DeVito to guest voice act in Hildebrand or failing that an April Fool's event character. Bonus points if he voice acts the other languages as well.