Getting stunned by the aoes 3 seconds before they go off is really convincing me that not playing actual Fall Guys isn't making me miss out on much. We got this instead of anything else?

Getting stunned by the aoes 3 seconds before they go off is really convincing me that not playing actual Fall Guys isn't making me miss out on much. We got this instead of anything else?
I started getting the hang of the first round now, the forced march with the arrow confused me until I realized it was a camera thing.


I've learned to pretty consistantly run stage 1.
Running in circles, I feel like I should be able to do it, but I've not done it yet. Red path seems to be most likely for me. I know some folks run the tight yellow path, and jump to make it even shorter and faster, but I don't see that.
Turning in gems, that blue side. THAT BLUE SIDE. Wow. Pure evil. And yet, I feel like if I could just get gud, I might actually pass it.
Seen third stage, never been in it. 8 people in a mad dash for the end...
If Fall Guys is like this, I don't like Fall Guys is my review. I haven't made it past the first stage. I don't really see the thrill of this. It's just cheap annoying mechanics that the servers can't snapshot right with annoying music in the background. The rewards are ugly to me, so that's it for me.




Adding another one to the pile
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Veteran healers don't care if we need to heal, but right now we don't. We want interesting things to do during the downtime other than a 30s dot and a single filler spell that hasn't changed from lvl 4 to lvl 90.
Dead DPS do no DPS. Raised DPS do 25/50% lower DPS. Do the mechanics and don't stand in bad stuff.
Other games expect basic competence, FFXIV is pleasantly surprised by it. Other games have toxic elitism. FFXIV has toxic casualism.[/LIST]



I have no interest in this event and the rewards look way too cartoony for my taste.Good for those who like it but it is not for me.
Event is hot garbage.
Clunky mechanics/timing as seen in this threads, long queues, and takes forever to actually leave the match.



After spending a few hours farming, getting 7 wins (without solo/low pop rooms as some people have been reporting), and all the shop items outside of furniture and dyes
I can definitely say the Yellow path on the crystal carry is the worst
The game's AoE detection and jumping controls are nowhere near solid enough to make it fun... Getting hit by nothing and falling through the ground on some maps.
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