Cure Highlander Males of Madarosis TODAY

[batman]

Madarosis
/madəˈrəʊsɪs/
absence or loss of the eyelashes (and sometimes the eyebrows), either as a congenital condition or as a result of an infection.

"I have a dream, and in that dream my brows were fuller than my hairline." - Godbert Manderville, Probably

For almost (Final Fantasy) 14 years our Highlander brethren have suffered the inability to grow and maintain a healthy pair of eyebrows - resorting to draw Martin Scorsese-tier caterpillars with crayola on their foreheads to attempt to fit into our modern society.

This cannot go on any longer.

So I beg and plead of you, our Lord and Savourer of the Wine that is Red, Naoki Yoshida-Pさん and the entire Final Fantasy XIV development and marketing team, please grant our male Highlander friends the eyebrow grafting surgery they need today!

Please sign the petition today so that if we accrue enough momentum, Yoshida Producer will have no choice but to publicly address this affront to Hyurman Rights at London Fanfest later this month.

LINK: https://chng.it/VwSDz2kGrs

[VictorSpoils]

[Fyrebrand]

The lalas stole all your eyebrows

[RaideDuku]

*strokes midlander eyebrows* mmm...yessss.

...hmm? Oh. No. You know what you signed up for. You get to be tall and buff. I get sexy eyebrows, that I can wiggle, or emote with.

*wiggle*

(This is a joke. I don't care. Sure, have em. If the lore says catboys are rare, and I trip over them every 3 feet in Limsa, Highlanders should get to pick if they want eyebrows or not, even if the lore says they shave 'em off for reasons)

[Midare]

They shaved them while going through their goth phase and now they grow all weird, that's why they keep them shaved.

[RitsukoSonoda]

Just do the same thing women do already and draw them on with a pencil... >.>

Works for stubble beards too...

And chest hair...

[TheMightyMollusk]

[Renalt]

I do 50 push ups, 50 sit ups, 50 squats, and a 5 km run every day for my body.

Lost my eyebrows in the process.

[Avoidy]

You have my support. I assume it's a stylistic choice though, since uhhh "certain players" have been able to have bushy-browed highlanders for years without any issues. So basically we have to convince CBU3 that highlanders would be better off with eyebrows so they give us what we want.

[Allegor]

Official artworks showed Highlanders with eyebrows multiple times, the devs know they look weird without them but are too stubborn to do anything about it.

If they're not going to add actual eyebrows, the least they could do is update the facepaint so it at least looks like painted eyebrows, not the smeary mess it currently is.