Time for some fun!

[BRVV]

I'll make sure to mitigate regularly.

*pops "Living Dead" before going to town*

[TheMightyMollusk]

If your cooldown lasts longer than four hours, consult a conjurer.

[Brynne]

Damn, this is an evil question. I just wanna bang and marry G'raha Tia... But I guess it'll look something like this.

Bang - Aymeric

Marry - G'raha Tia

Kill - Asahi

[TheMightyMollusk]

I'm already married and have little to no sex drive, so I'm just gonna take two kills and throw Zenos and Asahi off of the tallest cliff I can find.

[AurumEnjoyer]

Hmm... too many choices but I'm gonna go with:

Bang: Nabriales - the man has time magic, and probably the drive and imagination to use it in creative ways.
Marry: Emet
Kill: Hard to choose but if I had to pick one, Hermes. Or Venat.

[Local_Custard]

bang - Thancred? Urianger? I'll just say "bang" but I actually mean invite to smash pumpkins or something fun. Maybe invite one of them (or both of) them to bowling? I do not know if I wanna bang anyone.
marry - G'raha. I am a filthy simp and he is a simp for the WoL so it is mutual
kill - that one guy who not only subjected children to indoctrination but also kept torturing those few au ra (I'm horrible with names. Gaius is their dad). He is part of the emerald weapon questline.

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

Bang - Fordola: I know what Im getting into, and I wanna see how long Id last before she flips me on my back and takes control like a Unit.

Marry - Runar: Y'shtola doesnt deserve him, she can't love him like I would. (Pretending a Loveable Hopeless romantic Lion Man exists)

Kill - Estinien: Not because I hate him or WANT him to die...but Id feel Pretty Boss Taking out the Current Legendary Azure Dragoon. I think it would be a Good fight worthy of the Halls of Valhalla

Kill RunnerUp - Zero: Because she is boring as S*@#! So boring that I couldn't even think of a creative reason to kill her, and Estinien is a more interesting fight and there would at least be value in Winning or Losing against him

[Renalt]

If your cooldown lasts longer than four hours, consult a conjurer.

Screw that. I'm getting on that tallest building and shouting at everyone to check out my Everlasting Lance.

Till it grows necrotic and falls off. Or explodes. I forget what happens if it just keeps going.

[Xirean]

B - Fordola
M - Estinien
KILL - Zenos (b**** better stay down)