Time for some fun!

[DiaDeem]

You like bad boys.

Gaius is hot AF, even if he's a bit older. That's why if he was a bit younger, he'd be my definite pick.
Here's some art by someone named Lyn


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Emet, not only do I empathize with him at a personal level, but the dude loves theater, and I've always had a thing for arts. We'd be the type of couple where he writes a play, and I write the music for it or something like that lol. I'd also have him add fairy characters to every play. He's also tall.

[Renalt]

Lyn


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[Anzeal]

Bang - Ardbert (if I can. Can I?) otherwise Hien.

Marry - Hien. Be his consort after the event of Endwalker (canonically in my head <3). Use my overpower to rule alongside and help him rebuild Doman to become a big country hehe.

Kill - Asahi, bitch pls just die!!! PLSSS!!!!

[Sigma5]

bang - yshtola

marry - minfilia

kill - yshtola

[RitsukoSonoda]

eat girl
$@&# bike
sell pizza

[Boblawblah]

Fray

Cirina

Asahi/anyone that looks like Asahi

[kaynide]

bang - yshtola
kill - yshtola

But would you do it in that order?

Bang: My mind says Y'shtola, my heart says Cirina Mol...but man not gonna lie I kinda want to tango with Garuda.
Marry: Eh...
Kill: Anyone who's ever sent me on frivolous fetch quests. There's a whole population of moogles that are about to be smoked.

[Renalt]

eat girl

I mean if she asks nicely.

But would you do it in that order?

Bang: My mind says Y'shtola, my heart says Cirina Mol...but man not gonna lie I kinda want to tango with Garuda.
Marry: Eh...
Kill: Anyone who's ever sent me on frivolous fetch quests. There's a whole population of moogles that are about to be smoked.

You make a good case on all three.

[Doragan]

Bang: Gosetsu
Marry: Bajsaljen
Kill: Zenos

First two are great men, and frankly I wish we would've seen more of them. Sure Gosetsu shows up in some quests and he's bald (great tbh) but they both deserve more and better.
And Zenos.. well I don't hate him at all, but if he's going to die, well he really needs to die for good. I really do not want to see him again.

[Mostly_Raxus]

Please don't anyone pick a Lalafell for the first category.

even if we use dynamite?


B= suzaku, she will put in the effort (dang i forgot Zenos, he earned it, boy thirsty)
M= rowena she is loaded and is self sufficient (if my wife sees this, i meant her)
K= anything with a red frame... (or just the moon rabbits... anakin style.)