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  1. 03-24-2011 11:20 PM #1
    Fiosha_Maureiba
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    Attempts at Eorzean humor

    This thread is an attempt to supply short stories or jokes within Eorzea or adapting Earth humor using Eorzean terminology.

    For instance...

    (Edit: sorry, was trying to make elezen the new "blonde", but I failed)

    A blind lalafell on a bar stool shouts out to the bartender, "Want to hear an 'dumb elezen' joke?!"

    The guy sittting next to him leans toward and says to the lalafell, "Before you tell that joke, you should know... the bartender and the bouncer are elezen. I'm elezen and I used to kill coblyns your height all day. The guy sitting next to me is elezen and he's bigger than a roegadyn. And the guy on the otherside of you is elezen and he slew a sand pieste this morning with his fists. ALL of us are elezen. Now think about it, do you still want to tell that joke?"

    The blind lalafell throws his hands up in the air in defeat, "No. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
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    Last edited by Fiosha_Maureiba; 03-25-2011 at 06:26 AM. Reason: elezen
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