What's funny is you say those things as if they're objectively good. Exploration zones, grindy relics, criterion dungeons, expert roulettes, I have no interest in whatsoever. If you could at least admit that this was just a personal preference, that'd be great, because not everyone thinks those things are all awesome by default.
As for the patch cycle, well, you might as well say "do better things faster". It's not going to happen.