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    I REALLY dont think the game needs Sex Appeal.
    ....that being said, I wouldnt get mad if it did.

    Just be warned that this directly fuels the ERP scene that some people hate so much
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    The day YoshiP has to announce with a straight face during a live letter that they are adding a butt slider to the character creator will hilarious. It absolutely needs to happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mallleable View Post
    The day YoshiP has to announce with a straight face during a live letter that they are adding a butt slider to the character creator will hilarious. It absolutely needs to happen.
    Six months later on the lodestone in an update post:

    * A new option has been added to restrict the maximum size of butts that you see
    * Butts no longer jiggle during Gold Saucer Gates
    * Butts no longer clip into swords or other weapons
    * Butts now work with some tails
    * Repeated mention of characters behinds can get you a warning
    * Butts no longer overshadow quest npcs
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    Last edited by BRVV; 08-19-2023 at 06:30 AM. Reason: GOLD saucer, don't know what i was (th/dr)inking
    Will put you on ignore if you can't form a logical argument but argue nonetheless

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRVV View Post
    * Repeated mention of characters behinds can get you a warning
    This just gave me a flashback to ages long past, when WoW had to patch out some accidental swearing caused by the drunk filter (your chats would have H's added after S's to simulate slurred speech), with a note that characters "would no longer spout profanity when talking about sitting while drunk".
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRVV View Post
    Six months later on the lodestone in an update post:

    * A new option has been added to restrict the maximum size of butts that you see
    * Butts no longer jiggle during Golden Saucer Gates
    * Butts no longer clip into swords or other weapons
    * Butts now work with some tails
    * Repeated mention of characters behinds can get you a warning
    * Butts no longer overshadow quest npcs
    Kinda reminds me of the hilarious bug fix notes you can see in The Sims.

    - fixed a bug where your sibling sets up a life goal to woo-hoo the other sibling.

    Not a joke. It was a thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    Kinda reminds me of the hilarious bug fix notes you can see in The Sims.

    - fixed a bug where your sibling sets up a life goal to woo-hoo the other sibling.

    Not a joke. It was a thing.
    Yeah i loved those notes. My favorite bug was that students would stay in school even if it catched fire. Dedicated to the last crisp.
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    Will put you on ignore if you can't form a logical argument but argue nonetheless

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