Does gear choice matter? Yes. You can choose not to wear clothes, or you can wear clothes from sites like [redacted]. Both are fine.
Does the story allow for meaningful roleplay and choices? Yes. Your choice is to watch or skip.
Does the gameplay contain puzzles? Yes, mainly choosing which other game you're going to play once you beat FFXIV.
Do party members have their own motivations and conflicts? Yes. Do you give a comm to the naked catgirl or the naked femra?
Does it have a complex world that responds to player choice? Hell yes! Just check out the Quicksand on Balmung. There's a whole world filled with player choices. Do you choose the well-endowed equestrian-inspired Viera, or the equally well-endowed canine-inspired catgirl?
Does the combat require strategic thinking? Absolutely. How will you use the term "moist" multiple times in the span of five minutes without sounding repetitive?
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Im sorry but this was hilarious. "well-endowed canine-inspired cat girl" lmao not wrongDoes gear choice matter? Yes. You can choose not to wear clothes, or you can wear clothes from sites like [redacted]. Both are fine.
Does the story allow for meaningful roleplay and choices? Yes. Your choice is to watch or skip.
Does the gameplay contain puzzles? Yes, mainly choosing which other game you're going to play once you beat FFXIV.
Do party members have their own motivations and conflicts? Yes. Do you give a comm to the naked catgirl or the naked femra?
Does it have a complex world that responds to player choice? Hell yes! Just check out the Quicksand on Balmung. There's a whole world filled with player choices. Do you choose the well-endowed equestrian-inspired Viera, or the equally well-endowed canine-inspired catgirl?
Does the combat require strategic thinking? Absolutely. How will you use the term "moist" multiple times in the span of five minutes without sounding repetitive?




I think this term came about because the person who came up with it was from WoW, which had moved away from a basic part of an RPG which is the story, because the story was delivered in textwalls and ignored by everyone and the lore books cost money to buy in order to know what was going on.
The MSQ does, such as In From The Cold or the Ronkan Temple and aligning the owls. After that, not really except maybe jump puzzles and high-end content but obviously most people just watch a guide for high-end content so there's nothing for them to figure out.Does the gameplay contain puzzles? No.
We used to be supposed to figure out normal dungeon bosses and wipe a few times if needed so that we look at status effects, but the new direction is that they are to be obvious enough to get right on the first try.
Mayyybe Zero. Everyone else just doing it 'cause scion.Do party members have their own motivations and conflicts? No.
In other news, there is no technical debt from 1.0.
"We don't have ... a technological issue that was carried over from 1.0, because ARR was meant to kind of discard what we had from 1.0 and rebuild it from the engine."
https://youtu.be/ge32wNPaJKk?t=560
Is it that easy to make multiple forum accounts here? I thought you only have one that serves for both your sub and your access to the forums.
Unless you're telling me Skiros,Koros, Aaros, Corvos has been having to buy multiple separate subs just to stay in the forums
Actually Skiros, Koros, Aaros, Chris-Redfield, elder bro, TheNight, TitanmanII (Likely many more...only reason I remember the names is how generic copy pasta their approach to topics is) they are likely just buying accounts cheap online and funding them all through RMT or something along them lines its the only way it makes sense.Is it that easy to make multiple forum accounts here? I thought you only have one that serves for both your sub and your access to the forums.
Unless you're telling me Skiros,Koros, Aaros, Corvos has been having to buy multiple separate subs just to stay in the forums




The fact this is how someone spends their time still astounds me.Actually Skiros, Koros, Aaros, Chris-Redfield, elder bro, TheNight, TitanmanII (Likely many more...only reason I remember the names is how generic copy pasta their approach to topics is) they are likely just buying accounts cheap online and funding them all through RMT or something along them lines its the only way it makes sense.
Sadly, it seems that the forums provide longer lasting content than the game itself does at this point...
Considering how many good discussion threads we get out of him, I'll gladly keep giving him attention if it'll keep him going. Besides, the dude's funny.



I hate to admit it but it is comic relief
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