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Thread: I have a dream

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    Player
    StarSoulSilva's Avatar
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    Aug 2023
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    Soul Silva
    World
    Moogle
    Main Class
    Ninja Lv 90

    I have a dream

    Dear Yoshi-P and co,

    I am but a humble Hyur Midlander male with a dream... A dream to have the finest beard in Eorzea. Over the years I have witnessed the ff14 team release absolutely fire content, but every time new hairstyles or cosmetics are added into the game, there are no beards to be seen anywhere. My character, Soul Silva, does not care for the fate of Eorzea, instead, he cares for the fate of his beard. How can a man defeat darkness if he can have no comfort in the locks of his beard?

    I have sacrificed many ££££s to Square Enix, I only ask for Square Enix to offer me more Midlander Hyur beard styles. It is an untapped market, think of all the GIL you could make from this venture. The profit margins are ludicrous. If Clive can have a face sculpted by the gods, why can't I? Look I'll even meet you halfway, I'll settle for a soul patch. Fellow Midlander Hyur brethren, we must band together and demand justice for our faces!

    I thank whichever kind soul reads this request, and I hope my cry for Midlander Hyur beard styles does not fall on deaf ears (not that I have anything against deaf people).

    Thank You
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    Renalt's Avatar
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    Uldah
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    Renalt El'doran
    World
    Balmung
    Main Class
    Bard Lv 90
    I could totally go for more beards
    ..however I'm so attached to my dude that I couldn't possibly change anything.
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