5% fall in players over the last 40 minutes

[Batbrat]

Game's player base falls by a whopping 60% every morning all the way until mid afternoon every single weekday. Complete disaster, this means that people would rather go to work than play the game. WoW doesn't have this problem, they're all NEETs-Yoshida?????????? Do something.

[Renalt]

Game's dying, the server hamsters all reclassed to dragoon.

Have you been bitten by a hamster? If freaking hurts. Now give them Dragoon jumping abilities...

I'm locking myself in my room where it is safe.

[Hurlstone]

I have kept many pets in my life, but I can honestly say that the hamster I had (Yojimbo!) was the most evil little thing I have had. Snakes and spiders? They where nothing compared to that little bitter...

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

Have you been bitten by a hamster? If freaking hurts. Now give them Dragoon jumping abilities...

I'm locking myself in my room where it is safe.

-insert Image of Hamster in Dragoon Pose-

[Avatre]

Have you been bitten by a hamster? If freaking hurts. Now give them Dragoon jumping abilities...

I'm locking myself in my room where it is safe.

Have you seen hamsters crawl UNDER doors? I'm going to space.

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

Have you seen hamsters crawl UNDER doors? I'm going to space.

WHERE IS THE LETTUCE AVATRE

[Fyrebrand]

After careful consideration, it is with a heavy heart that I announce I have finally quit Final Fantasy XIV. I refuse to return to this game until some time tomorrow.

[Renalt]

Have you seen hamsters crawl UNDER doors? I'm going to space.

Ah yes. The ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism!

[Renalt]

After careful consideration, it is with a heavy heart that I announce I have finally quit Final Fantasy XIV. I refuse to return to this game until some time tomorrow.

Can I have your st-

reads the rest of it

You win this time.

[IckeDerTyp]

To live means to die~