no one says they're 61 proudly with a straight face
Oh you silly little Titanmen..the average gamer is in their mid 30's, with a growing percentage well into their 50's above.

A new report from marketing research firm Global Web Index revealed that the 55-64 demographic has grown 32% since 2018 (thanks GamesIndustry.biz). That's a growth of just under a third in just three years.
Oh and btw..a friend of mine just qualified as a registered nurse, who plans on doing further training in ICU.

She will be 68 next year.

You really are behind the times.