If namazu aren’t to be eaten

[SassyAssassin]

Why are they made out of food? They look too delicious.

[Sililos]

Ok take your +Like

Even their flop "dead" emote the minions do sometimes makes them look tasty XD

[SassyAssassin]

Ok take your +Like

Even their flop "dead" emote the minions do sometimes makes them look tasty XD

I knooooow I feel so evil but everytime Im just thinking “Can you be polite and flop like that in my pan? Thank you”

[NekoMataMata]

[Renalt]

They look like they would poison you if consumed.

I was never big into sushi anyway.

[Soge01]

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

[ICountFrom0]

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

Perfect, it'll be up there long enough that it cooks on re-entry. If you'd kindly roll it through some egg wash and breadcrumbs first so that it's battered when it comes down please?

[KeshLives]

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

Yes, very similar to the well known sport of gnome-punting. Except you don't want to fry to crispy and eat gnomes. Or at least I don't.

[TheMightyMollusk]

They look like they would poison you if consumed.

I was never big into sushi anyway.

Sushi is good if you get it from a good chef who knows what they're doing. Supermarket sushi is generally just bland, and gas station sushi is just paying for food poisoning.

[Eraden]

Mao agrees! Mao finds little fish people and little moon bunnies to be much tasty!