I'm still holding out hope that there's going to be some kind of "GOTCHA" later on where the company rewards your not hawking your memorabilia on the black market ... maybe the final promotion would just be free, but people who traded it in would have to farm seals to score points back with the leadership.

I'd also still love to hang that bad boy in my moghouse somewhere - maybe after I pass the "GOTCHA" check.

In the meantime, I'll have to settle with doing Reika style coin-checks at the company pub.

"NO COIN? I BELIEVE THAT'S A DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY, YOU DISGRACEFUL SCRAG."