6.4: Dark throne review

[GaiusDrakon]

I'm sorry, but a glistening and sweaty Estinian will never be filler. Women all over reddit are beside themselves as I type this lol.

Let's just turn this game into softcore p*** because that's what it is anyways

The entire story revolves around fanservice of like 2385902835 different NPCs that degens fire their meaty cannons or valleys on before spending 1 second on the actual story

[Shinkuno]

Let's just turn this game into softcore p*** because that's what it is anyways

The entire story revolves around fanservice of like 2385902835 different NPCs that degens fire their meaty cannons or valleys on before spending 1 second on the actual story

This games community is a good example of what 24/7 instant unrestricted access to p*rn did to a whole generation

[Aluja89]

I'm sorry, but a glistening and sweaty Estinian will never be filler. Women all over reddit are beside themselves as I type this lol.

Man, shut up.

[Knot_D]

Man, shut up.

Can't handle the reality huh? Because it's true that his sweats are the plots all along.

[ZephyrMenodora]

Man, shut up.

You seem triggered. As honored as I am that this is the post you felt compelled to respond to after a month is mine, I recommend blocking me. Because I’m going to be here as much as I like.

Triggered? Brother, I felt embarrassed for you. How a grown man can spout that amount of cringe is just insane.

I have more where that came from.

[Aluja89]

You seem triggered. As honored as I am that this is the post you felt compelled to respond to after a month is mine, I recommend blocking me. Because I’m going to be here as much as I like.

Triggered? Brother, I felt embarrassed for you. How a grown man can spout that amount of cringe is just insane.

[Thurmnmurmn]

That's because whole 6.X story is just a filler with yet another 20+ years old FF cameo. This is a problem since EW doesn't even have dedicated trial storyline this time, no storyline for relics and/or explorable zone either. Pandaemonium is only decent story left. I'm curious about opinions of hyper casuals who only play for a story.

I would say this patch was even worst. Felt like filler of a filler arc. So much time wasted on fan service/comedy and barely any spent on the actual story. And the actual story bits for the most part, were quite predictable.
It's honestly a good thing I don't play this game mainly for the story anymore cuz I would be gone after this ew story.

[caffe_macchiato]

Are FFXIV writers on drugs?

Don't care, doesn't matter. A ton of people like this patch. FFXIV is widely considered to be the best MMO right now and one of the best JRPGs of all time. Nearly everyone has been happy and is having fun watching cutscenes about curry and people looking straight at the wall. We in the FFXIV community should support the brave and hard-working developers who work night and day to give us this wonderful cutscene--I mean game--for the price of a sandwich (panini) (extra avocado). In fact, I wish I could tip the developers just to show my gratitude.

Oh, and by the way? Zero is awesome. She's cool, just like me. Learn to be like Zero, will you?



I believe this thread is over. The people have spoken. NEXT!

[EliaStormblade]

Don't care, doesn't matter. A ton of people like this patch. FFXIV is widely considered to be the best MMO right now and one of the best JRPGs of all time. Nearly everyone has been happy and is having fun watching cutscenes about curry and people looking straight at the wall. We in the FFXIV community should support the brave and hard-working developers who work night and day to give us this wonderful cutscene--I mean game--for the price of a sandwich (panini) (extra avocado). In fact, I wish I could tip the developers just to show my gratitude.

Oh, and by the way? Zero is awesome. She's cool, just like me. Learn to be like Zero, will you?



I believe this thread is over. The people have spoken. NEXT!

True and good post, Macchi.

[Mainasu]

I think seeing that one trial mob during the Live Letter gave me some hope that we were going to be wrapping up the whole Void/Azdaja thing in this patch, with Golbez as the last obstacle, before setting something up in the 6.5 series to lead up more to whatever the expansion will be. Welp..

I understand they want to hit all the FFIV beats, and Zeromus was an inevitability, I guess, but I'm just exhausted of this story. It really feels needlessly drawn out, to the point where I was just kind of annoyed when we saw Golbez turn Azdaja in front of us, like "Great.. glad this was built up over a year", rather than being invested, motivated, or upset by it.

I was much more intrigued by little details like Erenville's hint of an expedition and 'homecoming', the letter Krile kept glancing at, Thancred and Urianger's hints at there being a need for Archons for something... I guess because it's hinting at new things, and hopefully an end to this whole Thirteenth business.

I really hope Fan Fest can bring some excitement back, cause this has been the most disconnected I've been from the MSQ in ages, and I'm someone who has liked-to-loved most of the story up to and including 6.0.