Why is there a "children's bed" mount?

[MikkoAkure]

Are we not all Hydaelyn's children?

[Renalt]

My Magicked Bed is better than all the others. I'll joust anyone to bed on bed combat. Whoever is still on their bed and hasn't eaten dirt is the winner.

[-Magnai-]

My Magicked Bed is better than all the others. I'll joust anyone to bed on bed combat. Whoever is still on their bed and hasn't eaten dirt is the winner.

Bed Wars FFXIV Edition sounds like it would be a fun minigame for the Gold Saucer, honestly! Or a fun PvP option >:3

Also: I like the bed mount, I think it's cute. It reminds me of my own bed IRL. I can kind of see why the name of it may throw people off, though.
(I'm taking a neutral stance on this, please don't kill me ;dkald;da;lk)

[Fyrebrand]

Ban this sick filth!

[Soge01]

[Asari5]

but it has plushies

[Seymour_Rainecourt]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

Did you really never watch Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland as a kid? It's a classic.

[Kisik]

It says more about the people who are having a melt down about this, than the actual item. There's nothing wrong with the item.

[Bibine_Bine]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

Isn't this a reference to some fairy tale? I want to say Peter Pan but I'm probably wrong on that.
It's not that deep bro.

[TheLegendaryKai]

Man, some of y'all go too crazy lengths just to complain. It's an optional mount, it's not that deep just ignore it.