Why is there a "children's bed" mount?

[Stormpeaks]

Dude, I won't even white knight this crap and I defend these guys like crazy. Where some people see, "It's just a mount." I see a waste of time and resources. The first bed mount was odd enough, and now a children's bed? Friggin weird, man.

I mean it is quite literally just a bed mount, sorry that a little cute bed hurt your feelings, want tissue ? Just dont get it, easy fix, the mount is cute and it's fine as it is.

[ZephyrMenodora]

Dude, I won't even white knight this crap and I defend these guys like crazy. Where some people see, "It's just a mount." I see a waste of time and resources. The first bed mount was odd enough, and now a children's bed? Friggin weird, man.

I like it. *shrug* Like I tend to say, different strokes for different folks. Just because you dont like it doesn't make it a waste of time and resources for everyone.

[Setadoon]

Let me explain this for the folks that just want to cause problems and are possibly a bit dense.

-Once upon a time we had imagination and dreams.

-We read books about stories of adventure.

-We made children's movies that broadened our imagination.

Movies like:

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
&
Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Now go look those movies up. Learn why things like the flying children's bed exists and get off of whatever soapbox you think you are championing. Geez.....

[ValCat]

How, on earth, does your mind link something this innocuous to what child pornography? Is that it? This is just getting dangerously ridiculous. Most people will see a bed, maybe think of children's stories (The Magic Doorknob?), the description even alludes to that with the inner child. And your mind jumps to that? I find THAT seriously disturbing, not that item. Just maybe get your head out of the gutter or looked at.

[SassyAssassin]

I still have plushies ^_^ thinking of donating some of them though because they piled up, the two moogles will stay :3

[ZephyrMenodora]

In the grand scheme of mounts, this is one I actually like more than a great majority of what there is to collect. I wouldn't normally use it for everyday uses, but I'd probably bring it out if I'm headcanoning having some relaxation time in my house. Or if there is a long AFK in a dungeon and I'm bored. Doze emote only lasts a few seconds and I often hoped for a /sleep emote.

Of course then there is PvP where the more ridiculous, the better for many.

[Masekase_Hurricane]

lol the way you're complaining you'd think it was a 2 person mount.

[Gemina]

I mean it is quite literally just a bed mount, sorry that a little cute bed hurt your feelings, want tissue ? Just dont get it, easy fix, the mount is cute and it's fine as it is.

I'm utterly devastated, and my world is crashing as I speak.

Good try, troll. Go chew on a sock.

[Pip_Chick]

Lmao, first a chair, now a bed, what's next on our offended bingo?

[Kes13a]

its like the OP's "last day" or something and wanted to go out on what they consider a "high note" by posting some of their usual garbage takes...

but its only the "last day" until they resub so they can write a novel on how bad the story is and their rewrite of it in a month or two.

hamburgers.. a mount... lets face it Aveyond, you hate EVERYTHING in the game. SE could come out with a throne mount, name it Aveyonds Dream or something and you would still find fault with it... likely not large enough or manly enough for your ego.