Why is there a "children's bed" mount?

[aveyond-dreams]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

[Stormpeaks]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

bro ? it's just a bed mount ?

as much as i hate all the white knighting on the forums you are seriously grasping for things to be dramatic about, it's literally just a mount

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comme..._magicked_bed/ is the preview of the bed

there is literally nothing wrong with it, it's just a bed mount

[Shinkuno]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

[ryouma17]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

because regular beds are too big for lalas

[Knot_D]

because regular beds are too big for lalas

What you mean I can't use it for my Roegadyn??

[NekoMataMata]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

This. I don't want to agree with a bait post, but it's not exactly wrong. It's a bit creepy. I don't really understand how people could feel that it isn't.

[Kisik]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

When did the playerbase become creepy?

[Avatre]

When did the playerbase become creepy?

According to some people...the year 1(and I don't mean of FFXIV, I mean literal year 1 AD)

[ChoDerecho]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

There already was a craftable, flying bed. This is a variation on the theme for your UwU Mi'qote types that like flying around like magical girls.

[Shinkuno]

There already was a craftable, flying bed. This is a variation on the theme for your UwU Mi'qote types that like flying around like magical girls.

I think you dont get me. The bed itself doesnt scream childrens bed to me. But why does it need to be named like that? What benefit does it have?