Why is there a "children's bed" mount?

[aveyond-dreams]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

[Stormpeaks]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

bro ? it's just a bed mount ?

as much as i hate all the white knighting on the forums you are seriously grasping for things to be dramatic about, it's literally just a mount

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comme..._magicked_bed/ is the preview of the bed

there is literally nothing wrong with it, it's just a bed mount

[Shinkuno]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

[ryouma17]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

because regular beds are too big for lalas

[Bsrking5]

because regular beds are too big for lalas

Why can't it be a lala children's bed? Can't wait for a baby crib mount.

[Knot_D]

because regular beds are too big for lalas

What you mean I can't use it for my Roegadyn??

[Sir_Tonberry]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

You play male au ra this item is pitched exactly at people like you.

[VelKallor]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:

Didnt you say this was your last day here??

Two things

1. You're the one with a topless Au-Ra image as your sig

and

2. Did the words "young at heart" fly right over your head?

They did, didnt they? The item is from Faux Hollows, if anyone is interested.

[NekoMataMata]

Honestly true, why does it have to be a CHILDRENS bed? Why not just a flying bed? Especially with how creepy a large part of the playerbase already is.

This. I don't want to agree with a bait post, but it's not exactly wrong. It's a bit creepy. I don't really understand how people could feel that it isn't.

[VelKallor]

This. I don't want to agree with a bait post, but it's not exactly wrong. It's a bit creepy. I don't really understand how people could feel that it isn't.

Neko: Ill be blunt here, there are some who look for reasons to be offended and outraged..there is literally nothing to see here.