Hilarious. Great stuff. It's been awhile since I have read something of this level (or posted) on here. Really made my day yesterday, I will say that. I haven't even been visiting the forums really until I was linked some of this.
Anyway, to stay on-topic, this has probably been the expansion that has pushed me the furthest away from the game. I haven't played for months, and when I was "playing" I was afking in the aetheryte plaza. Deep Dungeon I will eventually do, probably, maybe, but just to level alt classes. Prior to even playing the game months ago, I was also largely inactive for months. I am sorry, but there just isn't anything to really do (please don't say achievements).
As far as story is concerned, it doesn't matter to me as much as others, so I don't really get too passionate about the outcome, although I have made my opinions clear in the past, that I felt Endwalker's was rushed, and so on. Zenos is the only thing that saved the finale for me.
Hopefully next patch has some good glams or something good (probably not).