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    Renalt El'doran
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kacho_Nacho View Post
    I won't ask. That's your own business.

    But, you are not the first person to say something like that to me.

    One of them gave himself a heart attack after drinking 8 Monster Energies in less than an hour. They lived but it was a near thing.

    Energy drinks, coffee, and colas aren't kool-aid. Too much caffeine can kill you no matter where it's coming from.
    so the TL;DR is I drank about 17 of those twist top Monsters in 4 days. I pissed green-ish.

    So for about 2 years there was a a guy in my unit wanted me to play WoW with him once he found out that I loved to PvP and I also was good at healing. He wanted to duo arena and he was a Hunter. A four day weekend was coming up for Memorial Day so I caved in and bought the game and a level boost and installed the night before Final Formation. So after Final Formation he stops by my room and drops me off a 10 pack of Monster Energy. We play and do arena and end up drinking all the drinks and get another pack for each of us.

    So now it's Tuesday and we are kinda wrecked. Well it's common that after an extended weekend they do random drug screening. I happened to be one of the ones picked. So I pee in that cup and my Sgt looks at it and real quick he is like "WTF is this El'Doran? Should I be worried? What did you do? Are you gonna pop hot?" I tell him I'm good and it was just the Monster. He calms down and after PT he pulls me aside and tells me I look like crap so after ending PT formation just to go back to my room and get sleep. oh and to drink a ton of water. Like a lot of water. Like...drown myself on land amount of water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    so the TL;DR is I drank about 17 of those twist top Monsters in 4 days. I pissed green-ish.

    So for about 2 years there was a a guy in my unit wanted me to play WoW with him once he found out that I loved to PvP and I also was good at healing. He wanted to duo arena and he was a Hunter. A four day weekend was coming up for Memorial Day so I caved in and bought the game and a level boost and installed the night before Final Formation. So after Final Formation he stops by my room and drops me off a 10 pack of Monster Energy. We play and do arena and end up drinking all the drinks and get another pack for each of us.

    So now it's Tuesday and we are kinda wrecked. Well it's common that after an extended weekend they do random drug screening. I happened to be one of the ones picked. So I pee in that cup and my Sgt looks at it and real quick he is like "WTF is this El'Doran? Should I be worried? What did you do? Are you gonna pop hot?" I tell him I'm good and it was just the Monster. He calms down and after PT he pulls me aside and tells me I look like crap so after ending PT formation just to go back to my room and get sleep. oh and to drink a ton of water. Like a lot of water. Like...drown myself on land amount of water.
    Bro...

    I'm impressed, but I'm also kinda scared. :clap:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renalt View Post
    so the TL;DR is I drank about 17 of those twist top Monsters in 4 days. I pissed green-ish.

    So for about 2 years there was a a guy in my unit wanted me to play WoW with him once he found out that I loved to PvP and I also was good at healing. He wanted to duo arena and he was a Hunter. A four day weekend was coming up for Memorial Day so I caved in and bought the game and a level boost and installed the night before Final Formation. So after Final Formation he stops by my room and drops me off a 10 pack of Monster Energy. We play and do arena and end up drinking all the drinks and get another pack for each of us.

    So now it's Tuesday and we are kinda wrecked. Well it's common that after an extended weekend they do random drug screening. I happened to be one of the ones picked. So I pee in that cup and my Sgt looks at it and real quick he is like "WTF is this El'Doran? Should I be worried? What did you do? Are you gonna pop hot?" I tell him I'm good and it was just the Monster. He calms down and after PT he pulls me aside and tells me I look like crap so after ending PT formation just to go back to my room and get sleep. oh and to drink a ton of water. Like a lot of water. Like...drown myself on land amount of water.
    Holy crow, Renalt. Your urine was green? That's crazy!
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