Mine would be named Trainer. He's an exclusive physical ranged dps job who uses a whip as a weapon (inspired on FFV's Beastmaster). He moves and dresses like a flamboyant circus entertainer (or a dominatrix, if you prefer). The whole point of the job is to damage monsters until they're weak so you can capture them and use them to capture other monsters (yes, I want to add Pokemon to FFXIV). Also, throw some World of Final Fantasy easter eggs here and there.

What about you? If you were to add a job to FFXIV, how would it be like? Seriously, Square needs to give us a job design contest.