Change/Remove Lalafell "Lifter"...

[NiceNox]

On another note: Where in the Seven-Hells did all these "new" posters come from? We got newbies and moldy-oldies alike coming out of the woodwork to join the discussion. Is a highchair really that important of a topic that lurkers, first-timers, and alt-accounts had to take notice? (◍´͈ꈊ`͈◍)

I just found it to be quite hilarious that I had to join it. Seriously, in my 20 years experience in online gaming, I'd never encountered or witnessed this type of phenomenon 1st hand before. Like, seriously, getting so offended by the digital chair in an online game so hard that you had to make the thread, which also happened to also blow up? It's both hilarious and, at the same time, curious, like; where will this end and where will this lead to? Will Lalas be deleted altogether? Will Hyur be the only politically correct and inoffensive race to play? While I do want this type of nonsense to end, I also do want to know when will it end as well.

[Aelin_Ashryver]

Someone else out there had the same idea and colored over the chair a nice neutral color-- and makes it a whole lot better just in color alone. It no longer looks nearly as babyfied and most dyes of the cushion would fit well with it! This is the sort of thing I'd love to see and just calling it a high chair for all.

I like it in white personally, I'll be using the chair in one of my cute builds. I wish we could dye both the chair and cushions but that goes for a LOT of furniture. I would love having multiple dye channels on most items.

[Bunnycake]

I like it in white personally, I'll be using the chair in one of my cute builds. I wish we could dye both the chair and cushions but that goes for a LOT of furniture. I would love having multiple dye channels on most items.

God, yeah. I would love this very freakin much.

[Pratini]

Lalafells look like children.

Just look at my profile picture lmao

[Akkarin]

Since I'm not banned anymore have fun:

Verse 1:
Oh, Lalafells in Eorzea, can you see?
A furniture item that fills us with unease,
It's called a Lala Lifter, the name's so bold,
And we're feeling quite unhappy, truth be told.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.

Verse 2:
We've fought dragons, saved the realm,
Contributed to the story, at the helm,
We're warriors, scholars, and artisans too,
We're more than just cute, we're fierce and true.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.

Verse 3:
We're not perfect for babies, as you say,
We're adventurers who fight every day,
The Lala Lifter may seem like a game,
But to us, it's an insult, it brings us shame.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.

Verse 4:
So please, developers, hear our voice,
We're asking you, make a different choice,
Remove the Lala Lifter, and hear our plea,
Respect our dignity, we're not just small and twee.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.

[Midareyukki]

This chair is an eyesore, isn't it?

[Pratini]

This is pure gold.

https://youtu.be/Nq9Pvt5CPvA

Apparently the clown stirring up drama about that dumb chair is Pyromancer.

Why am I not surprised?

Dude was booted from the WoW community because of his terrible and unstable behavior. Was literally telling people to off themselves back in Legion when they didn’t agree with his takes / theory crafting.

He was ostracized by the WoW community and apparently learned nothing because he is pulling the exact same behavior here.

[Capstone]

I'd rant about how this drama is ridiculous, but I try to avoid punching down.

[Fellgon]

I'd rant about how this drama is ridiculous, but I try to avoid punching down.

Agreed! All this comotion its about a chair!

[Fellgon]

Phyromancer should be a rapper and compete with eminem.