Change/Remove Lalafell "Lifter"...

[Cleretic]

Admittedly saying this not as a lalafel-player, but I feel like the problem is that this is the only lalafel-'friendly' chair, and it's a joke. Which is a shame because there are so many lalafel that the game takes broadly seriously, even setting aside the players themselves. (And yeah, there just aren't items making fun of other races in the same way, not nearly to the level lalafel get.)

What if they also added all the lalafel-sized dwarven furniture from Shadowbringers?

[BuffyFluffy]

[NekoMataMata]

What are these items?

Miqo'te have an item called the Tree Slice Tower. It's basically a cat tree, and the description reads, "Pets love it! Miqo'te too!"

[Dubious]

Can we get it changed to this instead?
Would really fit the emotional vibes this chair gives off.

[BuffyFluffy]

It's a joke item and other races have joke items. You don't have to use it.

Y'KNOW, THAT'S FINE AND DANDY, Except there's One problem.

The 'joke' is a stereotype that literally 80-90% of the community that it 'archetypes' are Vehemontly Against, and I've gotten to read posts of how terminally depressed and lost people who suffer the worst of this 'humor' want to K themselves because they just want to log in, play the game, enjoy their day and mind their business, but unfortunately people keep Targeting and Harassing them for being a short person.

I once Was a lalafell. On Week One of Endwalker, I was forced to take Back healer group despite being a Reaper, because the healer for group 1, the melee group, decided they didn't want to be near a lalafell. And she was VERY vocal of her disgust.

'Ew, f*cking lalafell. He's not in my light group'

I spent the rest of my week Absolutely Dominating the DPS charts, and banging out clears left and right.

The 'Joke' is not funny. I can go on about how If I throw a Dime through limsa, I'd hit more catgirls than I could Buy with one, and how the bunny people prolly thump their feet when their mad, and NOBODY is offended or Hurt by that.

People have Died because of the lengths of harassment people commit to on attacking the lalafell playerbase, insisting they Are children when they are NOT. It's not funny, not to us, not when others have to see it, and even the people Doing it very visibly have to force their laughter to keep the charade. It's Not Funny.

[BuffyFluffy]

...Yer joking, right?


Oh no, your catgirl was called a catgirl. Please, get back to me when you've been Stalked IRL and tracked via IP, had your phone and email harassed Hourly, and be coerced into Race changing by threats of Violence, Arson, Robbery, or just straight up Death threats, just for being a Miqote.

[ChooChooTraaaaaaaaain]

We as a species have been dealing with discrimination for almost all of human history. But what finally broke the camel's back was when a fictional race of small people made up entirely of pixels got laughed at.

Fascinating.

[Masekase_Hurricane]

Stuff that's a load of boll***s

What a load of crap I played lala for about 8months and apart from the rare short joke there's feck all else. Also played as Tarutaru for 10 years in FFXI and again the odd potato and punt joke. Hell I even join in and have a gif using a lala as a football.

[Dubious]

hypoerbolic overreactionary twitter post

Bro no one is dying because people play a lala LOL

[PaalHenrik]

You're not real lalafells anymore than I am a tall and leggy Elezen. Fun to pretend but at the end of the day, you gotta get back to reality and deal with the body you have been dealt with in real life.