Since I'm not banned anymore have fun:

Verse 1:
Oh, Lalafells in Eorzea, can you see?
A furniture item that fills us with unease,
It's called a Lala Lifter, the name's so bold,
And we're feeling quite unhappy, truth be told.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.

Verse 2:
We've fought dragons, saved the realm,
Contributed to the story, at the helm,
We're warriors, scholars, and artisans too,
We're more than just cute, we're fierce and true.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.

Verse 3:
We're not perfect for babies, as you say,
We're adventurers who fight every day,
The Lala Lifter may seem like a game,
But to us, it's an insult, it brings us shame.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.

Verse 4:
So please, developers, hear our voice,
We're asking you, make a different choice,
Remove the Lala Lifter, and hear our plea,
Respect our dignity, we're not just small and twee.

Chorus:
We're not infants, we're Lalafells,
Treat us with respect, not like tiny shells,
We may be small, but we stand tall,
Don't underestimate us, or you'll fall.