Change/Remove Lalafell "Lifter"...

[ThisIsHanji]

I'm more baffled by many fellow Lalafells' apparent unwillingness to be the butts of everyone else's jokes. Yes, it gets a bit much at times, but it's still fun regardless. Stool's only possibly disappointing issue is its dyeability, but I could use some of those chairs to goof around with interior decoration.

Anyway, are we seriously becoming mad because small? If that's the case, I clearly missed the memo.

[ostskpr]

tbh this is the most funny furniture they have ever put in game.

[Minxxi]

I thought it was pretty funny. It's pretty clearly a joke, this shouldn't personally offend you as none of us are Lalafells in real life.

[Tyltalis]

That's not the stance I take. Let me rephrase. If I don't know whether a lalafell in my bar is trying to ERP or whether they're just trying to roleplay a childlike character drinking, the safest option is to avoid that engagement completely. I cannot be held accountable for enabling something that I actively disallow. If someone playing one of the other races is underaged and trying to ERP on their femroe, for instance, that's much harder to spot or filter out than "this lalafell is a courtesan, I'm totally legal guys, lore!" and can be handled retroactively as they're outed. With a boot.

The only justifiable line to draw as a preemptive measure is to keep out the characters that look like toddlers from adult settings.

The biggest amount of humor that I get from you at this point is that you keep liking lala's to toddlers. I have a toddler. Have in fact raised many toddlers IRL. And I can assure you that not a single one of them has ever looked like a lalafell. Lala's are meant to be the fantasy equivalent to little people/people with dwarfism. That's it. End of discussion. Do some people play them as kids? Yeah, they do. And THAT is more weird and wild to me than a lalafell that tryin' to get something something in the quicksand.

That being said, I love the chair and will aggressively decorate with it as an aura. I do think it should be like the cat tree though and just be called a "highchair" or even a "lowback stool" because I've seen similar things IRL at bars that are literally just stools. Lala's are valid in their concerns and feelings.

[SydneyEX]

I think this is hilarious. I hope nothing changes and everyone that is upset just needs to calm down and re-evaluate life and reasons to actually get upset over things IN A GAME. Lmao. If you're Lalafell and this upsets you you clearly don't know the lore about what you're playing. This is a non issue except for people who get upset at EVERYTHING. Moving along lolololol.

[Akajamu]

I want SE to give me a neck lengthener like that one indigenous tribe IRL has

[ClaudeHerel]

Lots of totally-not-mad totally-not-sus L*lafell mains self-reporting here

[KaiFanreala]

Welp. I found what I'm doing for the rest of the night. Gonna make a cup of tea and start from page 1.

[AmelineL]

I'm pretty sure it's a joke just like the Giant Popoto description. In fact I now half hope to see a burlap sack to be added to the lalafell furniture.

[ShadeUK]

I wish I had the problems you do in life, is this post serious? I think you need to seriously consider where your priorities lie if it is.....

Getting offended over a piece of furniture in a video game...