1. Someone will make a long winded post crying about everything with 24 hours of it being released.

2. Some of us will tell them they are a giant poopy head.

3. Someone will White Knight for the OP when it's ironic they hate White Knights. They will defend their honor to the death.

4. It will be derailed into something else.

5. Food.

So...placing bets on the odds this will happen. I'm guessing the chances are exactly 100%. Maybe I'll make a bingo sheet and we can all play.