Quote Originally Posted by RobynDaBank View Post
I want this partly because it sounds hilarious and partly the forums will implode over that.
I can think of something extra spicy.

Some Asahi-level simps in-universe get to Ultima Thule and pray super hard for him to come back, he briefly regains enough of himself to become aware of that fact, notes that they're creepy af, and he ultimately decides that he alone is the master of his own fate and that his return to life shouldn't be dictated by anyone but the WoL. Then he offs himself immediately afterwards.