Anden the Wasted Opportunity

[aveyond-dreams]

I had no intention of interacting with the latest custom delivery NPC, only to have it reported to me that the elusive male Viis of the First has finally appeared. Only for instead of the cool forest warriors who sometimes venture forth to find their own way in the world...the dude herds sheep. Seriously?

Voeburt was also a kingdom of the First’s equivalent of Au Ra and Roegadyn. Would it not have been more appropriate for something akin to the Myths femroe to show up there instead of embarrassing male Viera further than they already have been with the Starlight Celebration quests?

Curious how Lyna gets to go be a Guard Captain whereas all Anden gets to be is a sheep farmer. Oh but he can come back to the woods whenever because Viera laws just don’t matter anymore.

[SassyAssassin]

Lol didn’t even have to read the username, just the hopelessness in the title and I knew who it would be…now to read the rest :3…

[Kranel_San]

I had no intention of interacting with the latest custom delivery NPC, only to have it reported to me that the elusive male Viis of the First has finally appeared. Only for instead of the cool forest warriors who sometimes venture forth to find their own way in the world...the dude herds sheep. Seriously?

Voeburt was also a kingdom of the First’s equivalent of Au Ra and Roegadyn. Would it not have been more appropriate for something akin to the Myths femroe to show up there instead of embarrassing male Viera further than they already have been with the Starlight Celebration quests?

Curious how Lyna gets to go be a Guard Captain whereas all Anden gets to be is a sheep farmer. Oh but he can come back to the woods whenever because Viera laws just don’t matter anymore.

As someone who has relatives been sheep farmers. I feel insulted.
So basically, if you're a male Viera then you can't be a sheep farmer. Meat? Wool? Who needs those! Those are for the weak and lesser races! Be the Amazonian warrior!
...Male Amazonian warriors exist right?

[SturmChurro]

Who?

[SassyAssassin]

As someone who has relatives been sheep farmers. I feel insulted.
So basically, if you're a male Viera then you can't be a sheep farmer. Meat? Wool? Who needs those! Be the Amazonian warrior!
...Male Amazonian warriors exist right?

Man who brings wool, meat and cheese is hot.
Aveyond clearly doesn’t know what women like, muscles only get you that far, we need cheese.

[Bunnycake]

Wut, male Vieras always come back to villages and leave exhausted after long bunny mating sessions.

[aveyond-dreams]

As someone who has relatives been sheep farmers. I feel insulted.
So basically, if you're a male Viera then you can't be a sheep farmer. Meat? Wool? Who needs those! Be the Amazonian warrior!
...Male Amazonian warriors exist right?

Yes? I would've preferred for the first male Viera npcs we saw in game to be warriors rather than Uber Eats drivers and sheep farmers.

[SturmChurro]

Yes? I would've preferred for the first male Viera npcs we saw in game to be warriors rather than Uber Eats drivers and sheep farmers.

Aren't we supposed to not see them though?

[SassyAssassin]

Wut, male Vieras always come back to villages and leave exhausted after long bunny mating sessions.

Yeah but OP wouldn’t know about mating sessions.

[Bunnycake]

Yeah but OP wouldn’t know about mating sessions.

Hell, if you're a male Viera I think you get a special dialogue which should be in OP's inappropriate thread lol