Would you be opposed to SE implementing a program to scan for addons/parsers?

[Kazhar]

No clue what you're talking about. Anyone can be better than someone who is playing this game for story.

Stop talking to yourself too, the only people who suck so much at this game are the ones using addons to cope with how bad they are. Every single thing you do is invalidated because you are a cheater.

I'd say true losers are those who blame their own failings on an increasing numbers of excuses instead of trying to get better.
You're not bad, it's the fault of those dirty cheaters who uses dps meters and chat bubbles!
By the way, while your gimmick is certainly cute, there's probably a more interesting story beneath all that. You said you cleared P1S and P2S at some point, and that you consider savage content the true RPG experience. But they were released more than 6 months ago, what made you stop?

EDIT: Oh, you edited your previous post right as I asked. Nevermind then. More self-righteousness, who would have thought.